Any good jokes ... ?

[Alex H]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Genie: Alright, 3 rules:

No wishing anyone dead.
No forced falling in love.
No bringing anyone back from the dead.

Me: I wish envelopes moaned when you licked them.

Genie: There are 4 rules.....

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[srj10]

What’s yellow, smells of almonds and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan

 

[PeteXXX]

What's white and fluffy and hangs around in the zoo?

A meringuatang

🙊

 

[Cavalol]

I asked the shop assistant 'Are these whiteboards any good?'

'I think you'll find' he replied, 'they're remarkable'

 

[PeteXXX]

Mmmmm.... Tasty! 👌

 

[tyred]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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From that range you have a choice of targets...