Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[PeteXXX]

How Quorn chicken nuggets are made... True!

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

It feels like I've had this Demis Roussos earworm forever, and ever.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary yesterday.

I couldn't find the words to thank them.

 

[PeteXXX]

I discovered yesterday that to find out any information about Star Wars (and its various spin-offs) characters you need to look at Wookiepedia.

 

[Jameshow]

I discovered yesterday that to find out any information about Star Wars (and its various spin-offs) characters you need to look at Wookiepedia.

Wokepedia..... I thought that was the guardian!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Insomnia is awful.

On the plus side... Only three more sleeps until Christmas. 🎅

 

[Jameshow]

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Is the wake too soon for a first date.... Asking for a friend!🤣🤣🤣

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Is the wake too soon for a first date.... Asking for a friend!🤣🤣🤣

Given the "goings on" in some mortuaries - that can be taken more than one way!

 

[Cavalol]

I once saw Meatloaf in a restaurant, choking on a piece of German sausage and I saved his life that night.

I took the wurst right out of his mouth.

 

[Cavalol]