Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Alex H]

Breaking news:
Police chasing a dangerous criminal through Heathrow Airport lost him at the Helsinki check-in desk....the Police claim he disappeared into Finnair!

 

[Cavalol]

My mate asked to borrow some money after losing his job at the local hospital as a stool sample analyst. I couldn't let him down, not after all the sh*t he's been through.

 

[Cavalol]

Shouldn't laugh, really... 👍

Probably sounds like I'm making excuses, but she was never harmed and we're animal lovers. We had her for 15 years and the house has never been the same without her.

 

[Jameshow]

My mate asked to borrow some money after losing his job at the local hospital as a stool sample analyst. I couldn't let him down, not after all the sh*t he's been through.

I knew a guy who did that then had his lunch and back to work without even washing his hands!

 

[Alex321]

I knew a guy who did that then had his lunch and back to work without even washing his hands!

I should imagine they are very careful about sterile handling of the samples, so always surgical type gloves, and a fresh pair for each sample.

 

[tyred]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Cavalol]

I've just started reading a book on house construction.

It's by Bill Jerome Holme.

 

[F70100]

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Yebbut, she's not actually holding on.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Yebbut, she's not actually holding on.

She's still my Number One.

 

[mistyoptic]

She's still my Number One.

Ah! Penny now dropped. Bit slow this morning