Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[Profpointy]

Maybe posted before but quite good fun

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

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Held a bun instead of bread,
Pulled some pork so now you're fed....

 

[Cavalol]

Found out something amazing tonight that I didn't know.
You know ponds with Koi in them? One in every four Koi is fake.
Your A Koi, B Koi and C Koi - all real.
The fourth one is a D Koi.

 

[Cavalol]

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Two men are wandering aimlessly round the airport.
One says to the other "Is something wrong?"
"Yeah" the other replies, "I can't find my wife."
"What does she look like?" the first fella says.
"She's six feet tall, blonde, massive knockers, and she's wearing stilettos, a boob tube and a miniskirt. What about yours? I can help you find her"
"Sod it, we'll just look for yours."

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[morrisman]

Who thinks the ampersand is underused?
Let’s have a show of ‘ands’.

 

[Cavalol]

My girlfriend has a tattoo of a map of Great Britain all down her front.



Not much to look at, but you know where you are with her.

 

[Jameshow]

My girlfriend has a tattoo of a map of Great Britain all down her front.



Not much to look at, but you know where you are with her.

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