Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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First & last song... Prodigy! 😂

 

[flopner]

 

[Cavalol]

I started my new job as a bingo caller last night and halfway through calling the numbers I farted loudly.
My boss immediately came over and whispered in my ear, "Don't do that again."
“Sorry," I said, "It must be the nerves."
“Fair enough," he replied, "But there was no need to hold the microphone to your ar*e”

 

[PeteXXX]

Whilst driving, the catalytic converter sometimes fills my car with rotten egg smells, at least, that's what I tell my disgruntled passengers...... 😁

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dave7]

I have just finished a 12 month course that combined art and philosophy.
I can now draw my own conclusions.

 

[Cavalol]

I have just finished a 12 month course that combined art and philosophy.
I can now draw my own conclusions.

Bravo, sir, take a bow.

 

[PeteXXX]

Should I pop my tin hat on now 😂

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

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Should I pop my tin hat on now 😂

We used to play 'Buckaroo' with one of our cats. You could gently place quite a few things on before she woke up and they got flung everywhere.

 

[srj10]

Does anyone know the name of the actor who played Forrest Gump? T hanks

 

[PeteXXX]

We used to play 'Buckaroo' with one of our cats. You could gently place quite a few things on before she woke up and they got flung everywhere.

Shouldn't laugh, really... 👍