Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[T4tomo]

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there was a cafe in Ivinghoe that had a similar sign up, and you know what, the person on tripadvisor had a point!

 

[MichaelW2]

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?





The taste.

 

[Legs]

What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.

I first learnt that one while playing Police Quest about 30 years ago! (It still comes out for special occasions!)

 

[Profpointy]

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There's a pub near my caving club who'd been visited by Michael Winner, and had a scathing write up in "Winner's Dinners" for whatever newspaper it was. They proudly framed the article and pretty much everyone had the sentiment "Well done for giving that tosser a shitty meal". Their food was perfectly Ok good value pub food rather than the "fine dining" Winner was doubtless more familiar with

I think Winner was the first target of "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" Uxbridge English dictionary definition of "Countryside"

 

[Profpointy]

 

[Wixsteman]

I’ve just had my Christmas dinner. That’s the last time I use the slow cooker.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[newts]

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[Dave7]

I decided to open a business, recycling chewing gum.
I am having problems getting it off the ground.

 

[morrisman]

So glad it's not snowing, fancy having to shovel snow in this heat.