Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[DaveReading]

 

[betty swollocks]

 

[Profpointy]

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Spoilsport !

 

[tyred]

 

[Mike_P]

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Bit like my current boss, day op turned into stay overnight so just got home the following morning to have him on the phone demanding to know why I had not sent in a sick note.

 

[oldfatfool]

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Also like Royal Mail, fractured tibial plateau and hyperextended a load of ligaments whilst on delivery, day after I was released from hospital had an invite to attend an interview with regional manager to explain why I had been off sick for 2 weeks without a note.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Apparently owls cannot mate in heavy rain.

This is because it’s too wet to woo.

🦉 🦉

 

[Alex H]

 

[craigwend]

 

[srj10]

Top Tip, if you get something stuck in your throat, remove it with a large gulp of beer. I call it the Heineken manoeuvre.

 

[tyred]