Any good jokes ... ?

[Blue]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Electric_Andy]

I've opened 3 birthday cards so far and I'm already £150 up. I love being a Postman

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Not 'joke' as such, but funny. And very, very British.

 

[PeteXXX]

What's yellow and white and travels at 120 MPH?

A train driver's egg sandwich. 🥪

Unless they're on strike, obviously....

 

[kynikos]

What's yellow and white and travels at 120 MPH?

A train driver's egg sandwich. 🥪

Unless they're on strike, obviously....

Egg sandwiches go on strike now? What's the world coming to?

"What do we want?"
"Tomato sauce!"
"When do we want it?"
"Now!"

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Andy_R]

 

[Chris S]

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Rule #8: Don't leave the lab covered in bat droppings.

 

[Jameshow]

Rule #8: Don't leave the lab covered in bat droppings.

Rule #9

If you don't know the gas don't light a match...

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]