Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

Sod hall sounds more likely!

that does scan better

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Make your flippin' mind up!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Make your flippin' mind up!

It means 1 portion - 3 crumpets

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

It means 1 portion - 3 crumpets

With cheese & jam melted over them 😋

 

[Domus]

I was born male, I identify as male but according to Tesco's Sticky Toffee Pudding I'm a family of four.

 

[morrisman]

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him to marry George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

 

[Jameshow]

I made a trebuchet to try out on the wife, hoping to reach the moon..... I've just past pluto please send NASA!

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

There's been a catastrophic flood at the lemonade factory.

10 workers were Schwepped away..

 

[flopner]

Here is a great new way to be thrifty.

 

[Seevio]

*Rammstein guy asking his wife what she wants for breakfast*
Do
Do hash
Do hash browns
Do hash browns sound good?
Do hash browns sound good?

 

[ExBrit]

Why does the leader of the Tour de France get a yellow jersey?
To remind them what color their urine test is supposed to be.