Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

My wife shares my sense of humour.
She doesn't have one of her own.

 

[srj10]

Bought some shirts and neckwear that used to belong to a guy in the band Mamas and Papas.
All the sleeves are brown and the tie is grey.

 

[PeteXXX]

Bought some shirts and neckwear that used to belong to a guy in the band Mamas and Papas.
All the sleeves are brown and the tie is grey.

Are they for when you go on a walk....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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A translation of this could well be my next poster at work.

 

[Aescott]

Did they close the factory because it smelt?

That’s the ironworks you’re thinking of.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]

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I thought that was Rolf Harris at first.

 

[betty swollocks]

Bought some shirts and neckwear that used to belong to a guy in the band Mamas and Papas.
All the sleeves are brown and the tie is grey.

Did you pay cass?

 

[UphillSlowly]

Are they for when you go on a walk....

On a winter's day?

 

[Cavalol]

I'm not saying the local fairground is bad, but the ghost train had a rail replacement bus service.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]