Any good jokes ... ?

[ebikeerwidnes]

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Does Rule 7 still apply if the button if large and bright red????









asking for a friend
on a different point - anyone got a good template for a really good letter of apology???

 

[srj10]

Received a letter from a solicitor saying that my great uncle had left me an antique gold watch in his will.
I hope it's not a wind up.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I ordered a thousand kilos of Chinese soup.

It weighed won ton.

 

[Venod]

 

[Cavalol]

Doctor, doctor, my mate has a Quality Street stuck in his throat.

'The purple one?'

Yes, that's him.

 

[Profpointy]

Received a letter from a solicitor saying that my great uncle had left me an antique gold watch in his will.
I hope it's not a wind up.

My great Uncle said he was leaving me his country estate. Anyone know where "bugger hall" is ?

Or for the alternative punchline, here's a picture

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Doctor, doctor, my mate has a Quality Street stuck in his throat.

'The purple one?'

Yes, that's him.

To be fair - he might be crazy - the purple one is well know as "nutty in the middle"

 

[tyred]

 

[Jameshow]

My great Uncle said he was leaving me his country estate. Anyone know where "bugger hall" is ?

Or for the alternative punchline, here's a picture

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Sod hall sounds more likely!

 

[Dave7]

Sod hall sounds more likely!

As a golfer, it was fcuk hall (no score).

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[tyred]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Tuesday 18th

Loch Promenade
Douglas
Isle Of Man

I saw this banner near our hotel
I had to look at it very carefully, as it was moving in the breeze
I initially thought it said something else, rather that ‘TT’