Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador 🐶

 

[postman]

Just been in to Currys anyone tell me about toasters please.Kenwood shouted someone ,ok he'll do.

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Sharky]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador 🐶

What do you call a magician that has no magic?

Spoiler: Answer

Ian

 

[PeteXXX]

What do you call an Inuits house that doesn't have a toilet?

An Ig

 

[Andy in Germany]

What do you call an Inuits house that doesn't have a toilet?

An Ig

I remember getting that on a christmas cracker in 1987.

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I remember getting that on a christmas cracker in 1987.

I'm shedding a tear here, if that's your lasting memory of Christmas past. 😭😿

 

[PeteXXX]

I remember getting that on a christmas cracker in 1987.

Probably more like Beano 1965 😂

 

[Andy in Germany]

I'm shedding a tear here, if that's your lasting memory of Christmas past. 😭😿

I remember that Christmas specifically: it wasn't raining that year.

 

[Slick]

I remember that Christmas specifically: it wasn't raining that year.

Oh aye, we were buried in 6 feet of snow though.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Oh aye, we were buried in 6 feet of snow though.

Ah, you remember it too?

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I booked some Star Wars impersonators for my boy's birthday, but I've just had a phone call saying that their people carrier's broken down.

All I know is that they're in a Galaxy far, far away.

 

[Toshiba Boy]