Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

 

[Blue]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[rikki]

I never finish anything.
I have a black belt in Partial Arts.

 

[tyred]

I was in a restaurant the other day and I ordered a glass of beer with my meal. The waitress asked me for ID. I replied "Do I really look that young?"

She replied "I just wanted to check if you qualify for our OAP discount!"

 

[morrisman]

I don't procrastinate, I intentionally wait until the last minute as I will be older, and therefore wiser!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[morrisman]

FOR SALE
Packet of Polo's
Unopened
Mint condition

 

[tyred]

 

[tony111]

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[PeteXXX]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Cavalol]

Me: Excuse me waiter, is fish one of the specials?

Waiter: No, sir, he was in Marillion.

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]