Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Seevio]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chislenko]

I was doing some painting today. On the tin it said "apply liberally" so I dressed up as David Lloyd George.

 

[oldwheels]

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That did happen once when I was in hospital for a kidney removal in 1981. In that case it was Johnie Walker given to a Mr McDonald every night when the drug trolley came round. It was the only way to get him to stay in bed and sleep.

 

[Chris S]

 

[craigwend]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[PeteXXX]

I was having a curry last night when I heard REM had split up. It hit me so bad, I fainted.

That's me in the korma..

 

[Profpointy]

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I read an account somewhere from a teacher who had to own up that her own toddler had eaten the pupil's homework

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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Top job! 😂

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Laminate flaw.