Any good jokes ... ?

[cyberknight]

Sorry, that one is going completely over my head.

death star quote

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Just seen a dyslexic Yorkshireman wearing a cat flap.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

Tourettes a disability?

It's like "Sex addict", a PC way of describing an ar$ehole.

The name covers a wide range of neurological and psychological disorders and tics, only some of which have verbal symptoms.

 

[Rezillo]

death star quote

Yep - this one:

https://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/star-wars-episode-vi-return-of-the-jedi/quote_29955.html

where Death Star MKII looks only half-built.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

I was watching Australian Master Chef last night, some bloke made a meringue and everybody cheered.

I thought, that's odd, normally in Australia they boo meringue.

 

[tyred]

 

[Jameshow]

What's the difference between a sperm donor and a husband??

The sperm donor gets paid!!

 

[Cavalol]

I bought a Ferrari from e-Bay last week for 3 grand. When it arrived, it'd been blown up by a tank and had hundreds of bullet holes in it.
I rang the seller to complain. "Oi, mate, this car you sold me has been blown up by a tank and it's full of bullet holes, you said it was top of the range!"
He said, "Yes...That's where its been for the last three weeks!"

 

[Salty seadog]

Nowt wrong with A.I....

 

[postman]

It seems that Leeds United being relegated is not all doom and gloom.Data shows they were the second strongest team in the Premier League.They kept all the others up.

 

[JtB]

Earlier today I was moaning about something and my wife accused me of being a Victor Meldrew. I disagreed, and so I told her I don’t believe it!

 

[tyred]