Any good jokes ... ?

[Jameshow]

Thank you for that - I have forwarded it to my self-confessed lazy bugger of a wife.

To be fair she has reminded me a number of times, that when I saw her for the first time, that I wasn't thinking "gorgeous - she'll make a good housewife".

Better than a workaholic I can tell you!!

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

We laugh at gingers too.

And Spurs fans.

 

[Seevio]

Date: I come from a broken home.
Bob the Builder: *bites lip* How broken?

 

[oldfatfool]

But is it a joke? 😒

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

 

[DRM]

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Reminds me of a training course at work, one question was What is the first thing you do when you get to site? Answer Sign in, one wag wrote “locate coffee machine”! It was also marked correct!

 

[tyred]

 

[craigwend]

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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So if I go for a swim there and get attacked by a crocodile I can sue them for not obeying instructions.
apparently

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Rezillo]

Joke by Star Wars fan in Sky News or a grim warning?

Today' Chinese rocket launch was described on Sky News as taking astronauts to "the now fully operational space station".

 

[Alex321]

Joke by Star Wars fan in Sky News or a grim warning?

Today' Chinese rocket launch was described on Sky News as taking astronauts to "the now fully operational space station".

Sorry, that one is going completely over my head.

 

[Titan yer tummy]

Do you realize that if you read the dictionary from cover to cover every other book is just a re-mix