Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

Just realised I'm an expert at lego. Bought a kit for my grandson and on the box it said 3 to 5 years.

Only took me three weeks.

 

[Poacher]

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Genuine quotation from an ex colleague about another one: "Dave's a model employee - a small, non-working version of the real thing."

RIP Dave, who died last week.

 

[DRM]

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Mudguard- their work is shiny on top, sh*t underneath!

 

[Cavalol]

Old MacDonald had a walkie talkie, Echo, India, Echo, India, Oscar.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Can't believe I've just found out that Hollywood heartthrob Richard Gere’s father, Göttler, was a ventriloquist.

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[MichaelW2]

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GOAT sh1t

 

[Cavalol]

My wife has left me due to my obsession with 'Blankety Blank'.
What makes it worse is she took all the _________ with her.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[SpokeyDokey]

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Thank you for that - I have forwarded it to my self-confessed lazy bugger of a wife.

To be fair she has reminded me a number of times, that when I saw her for the first time, that I wasn't thinking "gorgeous - she'll make a good housewife".

 

[Jameshow]

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No WD40!!!