Any good jokes ... ?

[srj10]

I just can't stop using the stuff, sometimes I go through three tubs a day, my bathroom looks like it's been hit by a snowstorm.
My name is Frank and I'm a talcaholic.

 

[craigwend]

 

[Cavalol]

I've started calling my girlfriend 'Spurs' because she kicks off every 5 minutes.

 

[newts]

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[rikki]

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Are mosquitoes attracted to sugar?

 

[PeteXXX]

Are mosquitoes attracted to sugar?

I'll ask next time I see one.. 👍

 

[T4tomo]

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should tequila and lemon be involved?

 

[MichaelW2]

You forgot the anvil.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]