Any good jokes ... ?

[Sharky]

Any more puns like that and I scream

Bound to be more, just wafer it.

 

[tyred]

 

[Jenkins]

Somehow, I was expecting a sprinkle of puns..

Knowing this place, there'll be hundreds & thousands

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

I was out cycling the other day and went off track through a field when suddenly I was attacked by a herd of sheep. Fortunately I was only grazed

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Next time you're having a fight with your missus, start taking your clothes off. She'll instantly have a head ache and go to sleep.

 

[tyred]

 

[colly]

'Knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Grandad.'

'Quick! Stop the funeral.'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chris S]