Any good jokes ... ?

[Profpointy]

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You may jest, but didn't the Monster Raving Loony part want broccoli to be legalised

 

[rikki]

You may jest, but didn't the Monster Racing Loony part want broccoli to be legalised

George H W Bush banned it from the White House.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

I'll ask next time I see one.. 👍

While he rubs his head after bashing it on a rock I expect.

 

[Cavalol]

I was rear ended in my car by an ice cream van.
I'm suffering from Mr. Whippylash.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Sharky]

I was rear ended in my car by an ice cream van.
I'm suffering from Mr. Whippylash.

There must be a joke in there about cones, but it would have a ripple affect.

 

[All uphill]

There must be a joke in there about cones, but it would have a ripple affect.

Don't tell that one to the snow flakes. Only suitable for 99 year olds

 

[PeteXXX]

Don't tell that one to the snow flakes. Only suitable for 99 year olds

Somehow, I was expecting a sprinkle of puns..

 

[Andy in Germany]

What a lot of waffle.

 

[Sharky]

Was probably a sundae driver in the ice cream van.

 

[PeteXXX]

You're all nuts!

 

[Andy in Germany]

You're all nuts!

Now you're trying to fudge the issue.

 

[Tribansman]

Any more puns like that and I scream