Any good jokes ... ?

[rvw]

 

[tyred]

 

[newts]

 

[FishFright]

When ordinary dogs see police dogs do they think " Oh shoot it's the cops " ?

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I bet Rick Astley struggles with lent.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[roadrash]

 

[roadrash]

 

[craigwend]

Topical Joke #666



What's the height of suspicion?

Nuns doing pressups in a cucumber field...









Obviously trying to beat the limited number embargo

 

[Chris S]

Husband: All you do is push me around and talk behind my back.
Wife: Yes dear, you're in a wheelchair.

 

[tyred]

 

[roadrash]

Lucy in the sky with diamonds... John Lennon, brilliant songwriter..... crap at cludo

 

[Toshiba Boy]

I'm trying to organise a Hide & Seek competition.

However, it's proving difficult, as good players are hard to find.......