Any good jokes ... ?

[ClichéGuevara]

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Garden hoses? He must have met the posh kids.

 

[Threevok]

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IIRC, this actually happened - except it was The Clash and Madness (who were dressed in Police unforms while shooting a video for Shut Up).

 

[Threevok]

 

[Cavalol]

If someone is pursuing you through a town centre, run into a bookies. You can give them the slip that way.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Got sacked from my job as the restaurant manager today after an employee lost three fingers in one of the electric food mixers .
Apparently I'd failed to do an adequate whisk assessment.

 

[presta]

 

[Cavalol]

Just sneezed all over my toast.

I can't believe it's snot butter.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

Pancake Day? Already?

That crêped up on me!

🥞

 

[srj10]

I couldn't give a toss about Pancakes Day.

 

[MichaelW2]

Pancake Day? Already?

That crêped up on me!

🥞

I tried a crêpe once but it was really sour. I think they sold me a lemon.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

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Shouldn't that be "Bikes"??

 

[Toshiba Boy]