Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

I had a nice announcement on the train today.

"The next stop is Wilferdingen-Singen. Unfortunately whoever built the station wasn't concentrating so they made it a bit too short for our train. The last carriage will not be next to a platform, so if you need to get off please go to the next carriage now. Thank you."

 

[Chris S]

oh yeah getting up at 1 am 6 days a week used to be real fun

Yes, it probably was


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e1xvyTdBZI

 

[Cavalol]

I asked the two guys in the record shop, “Where will I find The Pet Shop Boys?"
They replied: “There's one at the end of the road'

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

Carrots are good for your eyes,but wine doubles your vision.

 

[Sharky]

To whom it may concern, somebody has stolen my copy of Microsoft Office.

Whoever it is, I will find you, you have my word.

 

[wheresthetorch]

I have excelled myself.

 

[Profpointy]

Scotsmen; identifying as women since even before it became a thing...

The fearsome 3rd Foot and Mouth regiment, the Devil's in Skirts

 

[newfhouse]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Cavalol]

I just got a job at a company that makes bicycle wheels.

I’m the spokesperson.

 

[Speicher]

Do you hand out Circulars at presentations?

 

[EltonFrog]

Do you hand out Circulars at presentations?

I expect being saddled with these meetings are tiresome.

 

[roadrash]

he can handle the bar afterwards though

 

[All uphill]

I'm getting tyred of all these puns.