Any good jokes ... ?

[MichaelW2]

If you rearange the letters of MAILMAN you get a very angry person.

 

[MichaelW2]

The told me at the interview that good employees are hard to find.
So eveyday at work, I pick a new hiding place. So far I haven't been found.

 

[MichaelW2]

Birthdays are good for you. People who have most birthdays live the longest.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

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And I thought 'gob' was only used in British English.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

 

[PeteXXX]

Congratulations to Hugh Zappritti Boyden on his new role as Chairman of the British Budgerigar Association...

 

[Jameshow]

A puny guy applies for a job as a lumberjack.

“Sorry,” says the head lumberjack, eyeing the man up and down. “You’re just too small.”

“Give me a chance to show you what I can do,” the guy pleads. “You won’t regret it.”

“O.K.,” says the boss. “See that giant oak over there? Let’s see you chop it down.”

Half an hour later, the mighty oak is felled, amazing the boss.

“Where’d you learn to cut trees like that?” he asks.

“The Sahara Forest.”

“Don’t you mean the Sahara Desert?”

“Is that what they call it now?

 

[newfhouse]

Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

Paradoxical philosophy, innit?

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

 

[flopner]