Any good jokes ... ?

[colly]

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That's just Madness .

 

[tyred]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

 

[Dave7]

I went to the gym yesterday and was amazed when a pigeon got on the weight bench and said to me "I won't be long, I'm just working on my pecks".

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[F70100]

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Scotsmen; identifying as women since even before it became a thing...

 

[colly]

Tried to buy Mrs Colly some lingerie today from a very expensive shop.

"Are these satin?" I asked the shop assistant.

"No sir they are brand new, never been worn" she replied

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[cyberknight]

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oh yeah getting up at 1 am 6 days a week used to be real fun

 

[Toshiba Boy]

oh yeah getting up at 1 am 6 days a week used to be real fun

I can only imagine and sympathise, although not perhaps the point of the comment/joke.

 

[Alex321]

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Our next door neighbour still gets their milk delivered by electric milk float. I see it sometimes as I'm leaving for my commute to work at around 7am

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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That is such a very British response...