Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

William was on his way to work this morning when he spotted a suspicious flying balloon hovering in the distance. He decided to follow it. Forty miles later he realised it was a big dollop of bird shoot on his windscreen.

 

[oldfatfool]

Spoiler: NSFHome

 

[PeteXXX]

Vincent Price was taller than Katie Price and heavier than Alan Price.

I got this information from a price comparison site.

 

[tyred]

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[simongt]

My ex wife wanted a fur coat, so I bought her a donkey jacket.

 

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

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Surely that's an easy way to Bath the baby

 

[craigwend]

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I used to get a Valentine's card every year from a secret admirer, but this year I haven't received it.
First my gran dies, now this.

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

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[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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Never by a cat elick converter from a bloke in a pub.

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

If you ever spot a ghost in a chicken coop, it's probably a poultrygeist.

 

[MichaelW2]

What is the difference between iron man and iron woman ?

One is a superhero, the other is a simple command.