Any good jokes ... ?

[postman]

I was stopped by a delivery driver in the centre of Leeds.Excuse me mate is there a B & Q in Leeds.No its L E E D S i replied.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I was going to patent a method for reusing tea bags, but Tetley have taken out a restraining order against me.

 

[Cavalol]

Some people are like a fine wine and get better with age.
I am like coffee. Drunk in the morning.

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

 

[Cavalol]

I let my pub quiz team down badly with my wild guess that the Fatal Attraction actress was Glenn Hoddle.

Not even Close.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[MichaelW2]

You've got to hand it to blind prostitutes.

 

[Sluicehoops]

One armed waiters - they can dish it out, but they can't take it.

[(c) Tim Vine]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[FishFright]

 

[SpokeyDokey]

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Aw - spitting image of our long dead Persian, 'Bonza'. 😪

 

[Chislenko]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Fred
Fred who?
Burt Lancaster.