Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

Said to my mate, "I just watched that film about the Nazis"
He replied, "Oh right, the one with Adolf in?"

I said, "No mate, you're thinking of 'Flipper', this was just about the Nazis"

🐬

 

[srj10]

Was watching Close Encounters of a Third Kind when I noticed my yoghurt floating around the room, think it was paranormal activity.

 

[srj10]

Paranormal activia!!!

 

[tyred]

 

[morrisman]

Today I discover that you can use disposable face masks to brew espresso.
Well they are coughy filters.

 

[tyred]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Paranormal activia!!!

Ah - I was wondering

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

Just got some new wheels made out of sausages from my local chippy. Everyone is going to be so jealous of my savalloys.

 

[Cavalol]

I have a condition that means I eat when I can't sleep.

Insom-nom-nom-nia.

 

[Dirk]

 

[morrisman]

Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

 

[tyred]

 

[Nibor]

One of Elder Son's favourite comments is similar: "I'm so glad we learned trigonometry at school: So often I needed to measure a random building from fifty metres away."

Funnily enough I use it to determine what stem size/angle I need to acheive the riding position I want

 

[Andy in Germany]

Funnily enough I use it to determine what stem size/angle I need to acheive the riding position I want

I've managed nearly four decades of cycling and stem size/angle setting in trigonomic ignorance.

Probably been doing it wrong all this time.