Any good jokes ... ?
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Jameshow
Veteran
Local funeral directors has funerals at your appointment, I thought I'm going to have to book my Mrs in!!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
On behalf of all pedants and grammar nazis, I have to say whoever did this has a shocking grasp of the English language - "Her stood there laughing, me felt the knife in my hand and them laughed no more"? C'mon. And they didn't even spell "there" incorrectly.
morrisman
Guru
FINALLY JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED!!
There’s been a local smack head called Cal breaking into houses around the area but the police have been unable to catch him.
He was breaking into people’s homes, robbing them of everything he could find before putting a brick in their washing machine and turning it on before leaving!
Well, I’ve just been informed that he’s passed away after a drug overdose!
Sadly it’s never a nice thing for someone to die in any circumstance, but at least washing machines will live longer with Cal gone!!
There’s been a local smack head called Cal breaking into houses around the area but the police have been unable to catch him.
He was breaking into people’s homes, robbing them of everything he could find before putting a brick in their washing machine and turning it on before leaving!
Well, I’ve just been informed that he’s passed away after a drug overdose!
Sadly it’s never a nice thing for someone to die in any circumstance, but at least washing machines will live longer with Cal gone!!
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Indeed, thought the same, however, in my humble opinion, remains funny nevertheless.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
She/he/they/it omitted the correct alternative pronouns anyway.
Alex321
Guru
- Location
- South Wales
Indeed. And that is what rather spoiled it for me.
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Get 'em cancelled, pronto.
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Threevok
Growing old disgracefully
- Location
- South Wales
All this nonsense about that Delilah song.
Why don't they just replace the word knife with pie ?
Who doesn't like a good pie fight ?
Why don't they just replace the word knife with pie ?
Who doesn't like a good pie fight ?
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
Mathematicians: once the fight starts it'll be infinite.
