Any good jokes ... ?

[Oldhippy]

What are the odds?

 

[cyberknight]

What are the odds?

if you have the infinte improbability drive you can get anything including sentient petunias

 

[Jameshow]

What are the odds?

Of a joke on a joke thread? Very slim!!

 

[Cavalol]

On behalf of all pedants and grammar nazis, I have to say whoever did this has a shocking grasp of the English language - "Her stood there laughing, me felt the knife in my hand and them laughed no more"? C'mon. And they didn't even spell "there" incorrectly.

I can't even remember Alan Sugar singing it.

 

[Chislenko]

Apparently Screwfix isn't an online dating site.

 

[PeteXXX]

Apparently Screwfix isn't an online dating site.

And Toolfix isn't an alternative to Viagra..

 

[tyred]

 

[MichaelW2]

Apparently Screwfix isn't an online dating site.

My wife bought a stud detector from Screwfix. I wanted to return it because it wasnt functioning properly. She disagreed and claims that it works perfectly

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Colin Grigson]

 

[FishFright]

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Like centimetres and male genitalia , it only makes it sound longer.

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

Doctors have found a cake that causes pain and suffering years after it has been consumed.Wedding cake.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

And Toolfix isn't an alternative to Viagra..

Whereas B&Q has lost the LGT and + from its name

 

[FishFright]

Whereas B&Q has lost the LGT and + from its name

Bleeding anti wokes and their "not about me" wrath caused them to drop it at their mainstream store. Ofc the gay mafia have their own much more fabulous version.