Any good jokes ... ?

[Andy in Germany]

Wait till you build your own shed, my son.

He'll just ask his carpenter dad to do it if I know him: A shed's basically a big cupboard after all.

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

With regard to my finally managing to get the chance to watch all 8 episodes of ’Wednesday’ last week

 

[Arjimlad]

 

[tyred]

I've fitted my new Aero bars.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Chris S]

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You are Benny Hill AICMFP

 

[flopner]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Dag Hammar]

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Good joke…. many a true word is spoken in jest. I have been riding bicycles for the best part of sixty years and it still is a wonder to me why a bicycle remains in the upright position when moving at a reasonable speed and every time I ride my bike at some point in the ride I consider this wonderment.
BUT, like a magicians trick, once the trick or illusion is revealed the magic is broken so if anyone is tempted to explain to me why a bicycle remains upright when moving please don’t offer an explanation, I shall continue to enjoy the mystery.

 

[Chris S]

 

[betty swollocks]

Not wanting to be outdone by the Chinese, the Kardashians have launched their own spy balloon.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

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5,4,3,2,1.....

 

[Tenkaykev]

5,4,3,2,1.....

Onward onward rode the 500?

 

[Dave7]

Onward onward rode the 500?

It was the Manfreds