cyberknight
As long as I breathe, I attack.
- Location
- Land of confusion
Any good jokes ... ?
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Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
I've never seen a Norfolk Dumple having legs the same length on each side.
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
I've been reading a book called "How To Use A Ladder". I say book, it’s more of a step-by-step guide.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
A man walks into his doctor's and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"
The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doc says,"It's your penis It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc you've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"
The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"....😉
The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."
The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."
The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"
The doc says,"It's your penis It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."
The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"
The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."
The guy says, "Dddo it!"
The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc you've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"
The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"....😉
Smokin Joe
Squire
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
ClichéGuevara
Legendary Member
- Location
- Kingston upon the River Hull
If anyone knows how to correct cosmetic surgery that's gone horribly wrong, I’m all ears.
Chris S
Legendary Member
- Location
- Birmingham
Andy in Germany
Guru
- Location
- Rottenburg am Neckar
One of Elder Son's favourite comments is similar: "I'm so glad we learned trigonometry at school: So often I needed to measure a random building from fifty metres away."
Wait till you build your own shed, my son.
