Any good jokes ... ?

[simongt]

Technically the Why Eye Test...

Funny thing is, I've never heard Geordie say 'Why aye - ! - !

 

[AndyRM]

Funny thing is, I've never heard Geordie say 'Why aye - ! - !

This being the joke thread, I'm honestly not sure if you're serious.

 

[roadrash]

 

[PeteXXX]

The captions almost write themselves 😂

 

[tyred]

 

[Profpointy]

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We've all done it though, haven't we?

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Chris S]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[postman]

I am changing my CC avatar and forum name to Titanic.My chromebook is syncing now.

 

[Cavalol]

I've just found out that my girlfriend is a ghost.
To be honest, I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

 

[Cavalol]

This bloke asked me “Do you like Erasure?”
I said “Ooooh sometimes... "

 

[Cavalol]

I've called my dog Fruit Liqueur.
Every time I go near him, he Schnapps at me.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

We've all done it though, haven't we?

Yup - bit like using a teaspoon as a tyre lever
(pro tip - from my Dad - straighten it back out and get it back in the drawer before your Mum notices!)