Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

In my teens,when you had to dubbin football boots we sent a mate of ours to the local hardware shop for some elbow grease.

 

[13 rider]

I use to work in an in company stores counter and apprentices would get sent in for a long weight( wait )

 

[Cavalol]

Officer: the victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers.
Detective: dear god!
Officer: most likely, yes.

 

[NorthernDave]

I'd send him for a long stand as punishment

Or a tin of tartan paint? 😁

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Or a tin of tartan paint? 😁

I was told about a technology teacher who had an especially 'challenged' pupil - who liked going on errands
Hes ent him to the tech technician for a tin or tartan paint where he was told to wait wheile they looked for it
then he was sent back with a tin of brown paint - naturally the kids didn;t look at the label

when he got back to the classroom the teacher opened it and showed it to him and told him he must have shaken it and mixed up ann the colours - so he was sent back for another one
same wait then sent back with the same brown paint
and told to walk very carefully


apparently watching him creeping sooooo carefully back to the classroom was hilarious
he got back just before the end of the lesson

 

[tyred]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

Love it!!


View: https://www.facebook.com/ukfirefighterhumour/videos/1315275905960090

 

[Cavalol]

Saw Tim Booth from the band 'James' in a traffic jam the other day in America.

He was in an old sedan, old sedan, sedan next to me.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Cavalol]

Sometimes I like to drop the names of vegetables into random sentences, but not necesselery all the time.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

How do the Versace family keep secrets from their sister?
They Donatella.