Any good jokes ... ?

[flopner]

Where ever you go, There you are. - Someone

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[Salty seadog]

Where ever you go, There you are. - Someone

Deep man, deep.

 

[tyred]

 

[winjim]

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Just wait a cotton pickin' minute.

 

[Cavalol]

David Beckham's son has apparently joined Brentford FC. He asked what number shirt he should wear and they said, Romeo, wear four out there

 

[PeteXXX]

Probably been seen before, but, hey-ho 😁

 

[tyred]

 

[postman]

Just got back from a meet up with an old mate.Over from America.So i asked what made you go and live in America,a woman he replied,brilliant i said whats her name.Margaret Thatcher.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Cavalol]

 

[postman]

Leeds United have brought in five receptionists from local medical centres to play in defence.Nobody is getting past them.

 

[Seevio]

The passion of the christ 2: I know what you did last supper!

 

[Chislenko]

I went to the hardware shop today.

I said have you got no more nails?

He said I have loads of nails.

I was there about three hours.

If you have no no more nails, do you use nails?

 

[newfhouse]