Any good jokes ... ?

[tyred]

We were in a café in Portugal a few years ago and I asked for the Wi-Fi code.
The owner replied "No, talk to your wife"

Then he smiled and gave me the code.

I know a pub where the WiFi password is pleasetalktoeachother or something similar.

 

[tyred]

 

[Seevio]

What's a double entendre? Can someone fill me in?

 

[Profpointy]

What's a double entendre? Can someone fill me in?

A lady in a cocktail bar asks for a double entendre
So the barman gave her one

 

[Dave7]

I was having no success with my Bucket list....... so I changed the B to an F and had immediate results 🙂

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

It's great that I was able to reduce the weight of my road bike by ten grams as I put on two stone over Christmas.

 

[sevenfourate]

It's great that I was able to reduce the weight of my road bike by ten grams as I put on two stone over Christmas.

Only 2 stone ? Show-off………

 

[srj10]

I saw a Russian Bee Gees cover band, The KGBGs.

 

[tyred]

 

[davidphilips]

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That guy has boots,hard hat and gloves but no goggles just hope some one has a word with him before he does catch a spark.

 

[Tenkaykev]

That guy has boots,hard hat and gloves but no goggles just hope some one has a word with him before he does catch a spark.

And ear defenders perched on his hard hat.

 

[Threevok]

I'd send him for a long stand as punishment

 

[Big John]

My mate used to be a plumber. He sent his young trainee to the plumbers merchant to get two lengths of fallopian tube. You think that would be funny enough but the best bit was when the guy behind the counter went to see his boss and asked if they stocked fallopian tube!