Any good jokes ... ?

[bonzobanana]

My mate used to be a plumber. He sent his young trainee to the plumbers merchant to get two lengths of fallopian tube. You think that would be funny enough but the best bit was when the guy behind the counter went to see his boss and asked if they stocked fallopian tube!

Years ago my mother asked me if I wanted anything from the supermarket and I asked for Boulaye pate but annoyingly she twigged on route just before she asked for it.

 

[Salty seadog]

 

[Richard A Thackeray]

My mate used to be a plumber. He sent his young trainee to the plumbers merchant to get two lengths of fallopian tube. You think that would be funny enough but the best bit was when the guy behind the counter went to see his boss and asked if they stocked fallopian tube!

Happens at work
One of the newish lads on night-shift Porters was sent to a surgical ward to ask for Fallopian Tubes
Somewhere along the trip there, he got a bit mixed up & asked for Philippino Tubes
(given that we have quite a large proportion of nursing staff from the Philppines, he may have had a Freudian Slip?)

A confused phone-call was made back to A&E.............

However, it could have been that he realised (or was told?) that they were messing him about & decided to enlist help to get some revenge on the staff who sent him??

 

[morrisman]

To errrrr is human. To moo is bovine

 

[Threevok]

We once told an employee that the new blinds in our meeting room were sound activated.

He was there for a good minute, while the boss (and the visitors he brought with him) watched with amazement, as he clapped his hands, as if to catch an invisible fly.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Is Turtle Wax so expensive because they only have little ears?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[rvw]

I'm told the Navy version is to send new recruits to the stores to pick up their negative jumpers for when the weather is hot.

That, and the skyhooks for lifting stuff.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

My pal failed his Aboriginal music exam.

I asked him, "Did ya redo it?"

 

[craigwend]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

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They come in clear glass dishes hand made in Cornwall. The Pyrex of Penzance.

 

[postman]

I was praying last night,the Lord asked Postie what do you want.How about a road bridge from Liverpool to America. Millions of cyclists would use it.Oh no that is silly.Ask for something else.Ok let me understand the mind of the female species.Postie the Lord said,how many arches do you want on this bridge.

 

[flopner]

Is Turtle Wax so expensive because they only have little ears?

Turtle Wax is good stuff , my turtle is super shiny.