Any good jokes ... ?

[Dave7]

You can't always control who enters your life......but you can control which window you throw them out of.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

Why does Pepsi never advertise using its official UK slogan as used by all British pub landlords?

'It's Pepsi...is that alright?'

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[flopner]

I thought I was allergic to Cracker Jack..., turns out I swallowed the prize.

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

My mate and I had a 'car boot challenge' to see who could get the cheapest item.
I got an A-Z of Liverpool for 25p, he paid 15p for an abacus with no beads. Surely that doesn't count?

 

[postman]

I have an obsession with buying Beatles records.Mrs P says I need help.I already have that one.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

You can't always control who enters your life......but you can control which window you throw them out of.

Copyright Kremlin H.R. Handbook??

 

[PeteXXX]

I just realised that I haven't done the Hokey Cokey in over a decade.

I guess when you get older you just forget what it's all about...

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

Left the wife at home cleaning my medieval suit while I go to the pub, she always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

 

[Chris S]

 

[deuxfois]

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Reminded me of this notice at the entrance to a cottage we stayed in in the south of France a few years ago -

 

[Domus]

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We were in a café in Portugal a few years ago and I asked for the Wi-Fi code.
The owner replied "No, talk to your wife"

Then he smiled and gave me the code.