Any good jokes ... ?

[Speicher]

My optometrist says my eyesight is going to improve but my pessometrist says it will just get worse.

Have you got misty optics? Clean your spectacles, then you will have optymistics.

 

[PeteXXX]

Last night I took my cats meds by mistake, don't ask meow !!
🙀

 

[Andy in Germany]

Last night I took my cats meds by mistake, don't ask meow !!
🙀

Do they have a tail to tell, or are they feline okay?

 

[Sharky]

Last night I took my cats meds by mistake, don't ask meow !!
🙀

Copy cat
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-6844685

 

[Tribansman]

Copy cat
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-6844685

Imitation is the sincerest form of cattery

 

[Cavalol]

I've just finished converting my van to electric, by swapping the diesel engine for the motor from a tumble dryer. It wouldn't start at first, then I realised I hadn't shut the door properly.

 

[cyberknight]

Do they have a tail to tell, or are they feline okay?

if it had been dog meds he might be a bit ruff

 

[Andy in Germany]

if it had been dog meds he might be a bit ruff

That would certainly give him paws for thought.

 

[Tribansman]

That would certainly give him paws for thought.

Always on the look out for new pun ideas - thanks for the pointers

 

[PeteXXX]

Copy cat
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/any-good-jokes.78142/post-6844685

Apologies.. I should have vetted the earlier pages.
I suppose I'm in the dog house now 😔

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[tyred]