Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

Me too Vern. Nonsense.

11 year old thread reply...

And sadly to a person no longer with us

 

[Cavalol]

Got a pair of boxers with the London Underground tube map on for Xmas.

Already had to change twice.

 

[craigwend]

 

[tyred]

 

[cyberknight]

Im off work i will have loads of time to ride ...

 

[Legs]

If you have a complicated psychological condition to do with intricate arrangements of buildings, is that a complex complex complex complex?

 

[Andy in Germany]

If you have a complicated psychological condition to do with intricate arrangements of buildings, is that a complex complex complex complex?

You've just reminded me of the announcements on the train a few weeks ago when I was travelling to visit family. For some treason the shiny new train was having "software issues" with the announcements, and as it approached a station it would announce everything twice, like "Offenburg-Offenburg" or that well known Tellytubby station of "Lahr-Lahr".

And then it got to Baden-Baden...

 

[srj10]

Polygon- a parrot that has left the building
Polythene- thpotted the parrot that left the building

 

[srj10]

My optometrist says my eyesight is going to improve but my pessometrist says it will just get worse.

 

[Seevio]

Boss: You're fired!
Me: *hands in badge and gun*
Boss: You're a waiter, where did you get those?

 

[Cavalol]

Whilst I was with friends on an archaeological dig, I unearthed an old arm bone.

I found this humerus.

 

[newfhouse]

That was a tough jigsaw but I got it finished in the end.

 

[tyred]

 

[Chris S]

 

[PeteXXX]