Any good jokes ... ?

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

 

[CharleyFarley]

A businessman from London traveled up to Scotland for a conference. As he entered the room, the Scottish waiter came up to him with a tray of cheese, crackers and little sausages. The man said, "Oh, a canape!" The waiter said, "Nae problem, sir, they're free."

A snail went into a bar on Christmas eve. The barman picked it up and tossed it outside. A year later, the snail went into the bar, again, and said to the barman, "Why did you do that?"

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

I used to get so excited about French lessons.

Sometimes a little 'oui' would come out....

 

[srj10]

Took my stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow the other day, didn't fetch much.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

Took my stuffed dog to the Antiques Roadshow the other day, didn't fetch much.

Would be surprised if a stuffed dog would fetch anything. 😂

 

[Chris S]

 

[cisamcgu]

Would be surprised if a stuffed dog would fetch anything. 😂

I think that was the point of the joke

 

[Nibor]

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1023 I am old school

 

[cyberknight]

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

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I think that is a fake photo. Sooty was right handed.

 

[Regular.Cyclist]

I think that was the point of the joke

I’m sure it was. Just being factual doesn’t remove from it being funny.

 

[cisamcgu]

I’m sure it was. Just being factual doesn’t remove from it being funny.

Err...ok - if you say so ...