Any good jokes ... ?

[cyberknight]

Nothing, presumably, what with not having a tongue?

surely its "o" ............

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

Asda selling 75” Samsung tvs for £50.00 volume button is stuck but for that price you cant turn it down

 

[tyred]

 

[Sharky]

 

[craigwend]

Not sure this Xmas surprise went down that well...

 

[Blue]

 

[cyberknight]

oldy but goldy

 

[Cavalol]

I got a Womble pepper grinder for Christmas. It's rubbish.

Everything is either underground or overground.

 

[craigwend]

Not sure this Xmas surprise went down that well...

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Neither did the follow up present...

 

[tyred]

 

[Cavalol]

I bought my mate a signed Harry Kane photograph for his pub.
He's only gone and put it over the bar.

 

[Cavalol]

Just met a compulsive liquorice thief.

Takes all sorts.

 

[tyred]

 

[night cycler]

Not a flicker of recognition of any humour content.

Sorry.

Can someone explain it for me please?

Me too Vern. Nonsense.