Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Sharky]

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Including Mick from Eastenders?

 

[newfhouse]

 

[Seevio]

Are you poor?

Go to church and pray to be rich.

Eventually someone will hand you a plate full of money.

Follow me for more tips.

 

[Alex321]

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We've done that with Front door keys. Spent 20 minutes hunting for them before leaving the house, only to find we'd left them in the door last time we came in!

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

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I saw this just as "Prince ANdrew - The Musical" was starting

perfect timing

 

[PeteXXX]

My favourite New Year fact is...

Kylie Minogue is older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

 

[MichaelW2]

My favourite New Year fact is...

Kylie Minogue is older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

You may mock the honourable member for the 18th century but.... no go ahead and mock

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

My favourite New Year fact is...

Kylie Minogue is older than Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Only in numeric age

which one feels younger??
(stopping now before the concept of feeling KM goes too far!)

 

[tyred]

 

[srj10]

I love jokes about eyes, the cornea the better.

 

[Jameshow]

Only in numeric age

which one feels younger??
(stopping now before the concept of feeling KM goes too far!)

KM obvs!!

 

[All uphill]

I love jokes about eyes, the cornea the better.

Teach me some; I'd like to be your pupil.

 

[newfhouse]

Teach me some; I'd like to be your pupil.

Do you prefer aqueous or vitreous humour?