Any good jokes ... ?

[Slioch]

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes.
When do we want it?
Twats!

 

[threebikesmcginty]

My local ice cream man was found dead in his van. He was covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands, and had a flake sticking out of his ear.

Police say he topped himself.

What do we want?
A cure for tourettes.
When do we want it?
Twats!

Repetition, you're both out!

Edit: that doesn't mean I think the above two are the same.

 

[TVC]

What goes from green to red at the touch of a button?

Kermit in a liquidiser.

 

[Hitchington]

Repetition, you're both out!

Edit: that doesn't mean I think the above two are the same.

2344 posts and 157 pages in we're bound to get some repetition. Not even Bob Monkhouse's book of jokes was this big!

 

[Smokin Joe]

If anybody has any vegetable jokes, can they lettuce have them?

 

[Hitchington]

Give me a minute and I'll brussel some up

 

[ayceejay]

Roses are red
Fnaar's helmet is purple
Rhymes that don't
Are just brutal

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

It's not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart.

One will see you in a while whereas the other will see you later.

 

[ufkacbln]

What goes from green to red at the touch of a button?

Kermit in a liquidiser.

Only open [url=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/894013/[/URL]]this link if you have a certain sick sense of humour and a sadistic streak...[/URL]

 

[ufkacbln]

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic!

Why don't you fart in church?
Because you have to sit in your pew.

 

[AndyRM]

Only open ]this link if you have a certain sick sense of humour and a sadistic streak...

Is the joke that eBaums World is still using Flash when the rest of the world has pretty much moved on?

 

[ufkacbln]

Is the joke that eBaums World is still using Flash when the rest of the world has pretty much moved on?

Unfortunately it is the original that is behind the times as it is fifteen years old..... the latest are YouTube cartoons, not as effective or as much fun

 

[Markymark]

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?


Sex.............I mean Mummy...........I mean 1.

 

[ufkacbln]

The Star Trek light bulb jokes:

The Original Series

and of course all the others

 

[benb]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Arr, matey