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Nothing original about ebaumsworld, they've just been stealing content for longer than most. Lol
Little Johnny went with his parents to visit the circus. When the elephants came into the ring Johnny turned to his mother and said " What's that thing hanging down on that elephant?
His Mother replies " that's his trunk"
Johnny says " no. that thing underneath at the back"
His Mother very embarrassed says " that's nothing"
Little Johnny isn't satisfied and turns to his Father,
"Dad, what's that hanging down under that elephant?
" That's the elephants penis" his father replies.
"But Mum says it's nothing" says little Johnny
"I know son, I've really spoilt that woman"
His Mother replies " that's his trunk"
Johnny says " no. that thing underneath at the back"
His Mother very embarrassed says " that's nothing"
Little Johnny isn't satisfied and turns to his Father,
"Dad, what's that hanging down under that elephant?
" That's the elephants penis" his father replies.
"But Mum says it's nothing" says little Johnny
"I know son, I've really spoilt that woman"
Oldbloke
Guru
- Location
- Mayenne, France
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are in the divorce court.
Judge says "Mr Mouse, the fact that your wife has buck teeth is not grounds for divorce"
Mickey replies "I didn't say that, I said she was f***ing Goofy".
Apologies if posted before....
Judge says "Mr Mouse, the fact that your wife has buck teeth is not grounds for divorce"
Mickey replies "I didn't say that, I said she was f***ing Goofy".
Apologies if posted before....
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
Q. What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
A. Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
A. Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.
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Ron-da-Valli
It's a bleedin' miracle!
- Location
- Rorke's Drift
I was having a tattoo of an Indian on my back. I told the tattooist to put a tomahawk in his hand. He said he would do that after he had finished his turban.
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
What's green and empty?
Orville’s bum.
Orville’s bum.
What's green and pointless?
The Green Party
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
popbitch? ;-)
glenn forger
Guest
Recreate "Storage Wars" at home by opening your garage door and cheering.
Hitchington
Lovely stuff
- Location
- That London
Two highland cows standing in a field. How can you tell which one is on holiday?
It's the one with the wee calf
It's the one with the wee calf
swansonj
Guru
So there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. The first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. The second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. The third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.
The kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. The first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. The second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. The third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
The night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. The knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
In the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. He fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
The next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. In place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. The battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
And it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
The kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as it’s a valuable resource to have. The first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. The second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. The third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
The night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. The knights in the second kingdom aren’t as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
In the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. He fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
The next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. In place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. The battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
And it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
Joey Shabadoo
My pronouns are "He", "Him" and "buggerlugs"
Leaway2
Lycrist
- Location
- Manchester (Sale)
Once upon a time in an Indian village, there lived three squaws. Two squaws had young sons who were very overweight. The first squaw, whose son weighed 150 pounds, always placed her son on a bear hide near a pine grove; the second squaw, whose son also weighed 150 pounds, put her son on a moose hide in the shade of a large oak tree; but the third squaw, who was expecting the birth of her first son, always rested on a hippopotamus hide beside a bubbling brook. Her weight? 300 pounds!
To this day, mathematicians give credit to these women and their children for proving the Pythagorean Theorem, because you see: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
To this day, mathematicians give credit to these women and their children for proving the Pythagorean Theorem, because you see: The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.
