Any good jokes ... ?

[oldwheels]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[PeteXXX]

Knock knock..
Who’s there?
Dunap
Dunap who?
So have I, can I borrow some toilet paper?

 

[rikki]

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32 foot bin-fillers

 

[Seevio]

[receives Death tarot card]
Me: I've heard it's not really that bad.
Blackjack Dealer: I dunno, seems kinda bad to me.

 

[Chris S]

 

[Grant Fondo]

Germany have asked FIFA if they can play Belgium for 17th place.

 

[PeteXXX]

I've started buying fair trade ketchup...

My chips are now ethically sauced.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

 

[PaulB]

I've just discovered that Steffi Graff has a sister called Polly. I'm not even lying.

 

[lazybloke]

Not a joke, but the matter-of-fact title made me smile. Is this the quality of BBC journalism?

 

[PaulB]

Ignore the best before date on baked beans. They're pretty much the worst thing you can eat before a date.

 

[Chris S]