Any good jokes ... ?

[PeteXXX]

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Does it need defragging again already? 🤔

 

[tyred]

 

[Ian H]

Did someone say good jokes?

 

[postman]

i have just deleted an email offering to teach me how to read maps backwards.It was spam.

 

[Jameshow]

I've just been informed the game bowls is only a recent invention, before that it was called dinner plates!!!

 

[Andy in Germany]

I've just been informed the game bowls is only a recent invention, before that it was called dinner plates!!!

Is there a cup final?

 

[Speicher]

Is there a cup final?

No, it is a league and you win if you are at the top of the table.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

No, it is a league and you win if you are at the top of the table.

Are you then Chair for the following year?

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[postman]

No, it is a league and you win if you are at the top of the table.

it it like the American Super Bowl.

 

[craigwend]

 

[PeteXXX]

A chap on a tractor has just driven past me shouting 'The end of the world is nigh'

I think it's Farmer Geddon.

 

[tyred]

 

[PeteXXX]

What's white & fluffy, has whiskers, and races across the ocean?

A Catameringue..

 

[oldwheels]