Any good jokes ... ?

[craigwend]

 

[Chris S]

 

[Andy in Germany]

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I'll send that to my Vegan Son, who will use it to annoy his Vegan girlfriend.

 

[PeteXXX]

Apple have announced that though sales are down, their turnover is still very good....

 

[tyred]

 

[Rezillo]

Not a joke as such but the Sky News reporter in Shanghai reported this morning that her crew was being followed by underclothes officers.

 

[Profpointy]

Apple have announced that though sales are down, their turnover is still very good....

Profits are crumbling

 

[Andy in Germany]

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Glad I'm not the only person to have done something like that, although in my case it's usually a hex key/ring spanner combo...

 

[tyred]

Glad I'm not the only person to have done something like that, although in my case it's usually a hex key/ring spanner combo...

Years ago, a friend of my Dad's was trying to change a flat wheel on the back of a Commer lorry and couldn't get the wheel nuts to unscrew. He put a 4' length of scaffold pole over the wheel brace for added leverage. That did work either so he got up on the bed of the lorry and jumped on the end of 'extended' wheel brace which acted like a spring and sent him flying into the air. He had a bad back for a few months afterwards.

 

[Speicher]

Apple have announced that though sales are down, their turnover is still very good....

I doubt that this would make their competitors crumble.

 

[Jameshow]

Profits are crumbling

Probably a soggy bottom line!!

 

[Profpointy]

Years ago, a friend of my Dad's was trying to change a flat wheel on the back of a Commer lorry and couldn't get the wheel nuts to unscrew. He put a 4' length of scaffold pole over the wheel brace for added leverage. That did work either so he got up on the bed of the lorry and jumped on the end of 'extended' wheel brace which acted like a spring and sent him flying into the air. He had a bad back for a few months afterwards.

Not the old left-hand-thread thing, common on some commercial vehicles ?

 

[markemark]

I love the free chewing gum the bus companies give us but why do they have to make it so hard to find stuck under the seats?

 

[tyred]

Not the old left-hand-thread thing, common on some commercial vehicles ?

I don't think so as he would have known that. Just over-enthusiastic use of the air wrench by tyre centres.

 

[Salty seadog]