Any good jokes ... ?

[Chris S]

 

[tyred]

Selfie-stick, 1960s style.

 

[Andy in Germany]

Selfie-stick, 1960s style.

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And still it's better composed and more in focus than many taken today...

 

[roadrash]

I delivered a load of bubble wrap to a factory this morning. I asked the manager what he wanted me to do with it, he told me to pop it in the corner. I've only just finished and my fingers are killing me!

 

[Chromatic]

When Gordon Banks died he ascended to heaven and was met at the pearly gates by The Father, The Son and The Goalie Host.

 

[mistyoptic]

 

[gbb]

I'm so skint, I opened the door on my advent calender....and there stood a Bailiff !!!

 

[T4tomo]

I'm so skint, I opened the door on my advent calender....and there stood a Bailiff !!!

maybe wait until December to tell that one....

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

A man exhuding natural authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone around.

 

[Cavalol]

What is Chris Rea’s favourite British coastal town?
Fool if you think it’s Dover.

 

[Profpointy]

A man exhuding natural authority walks into a bar.

He orders everyone around.

A giraffe walks into a bar "the highballs are on me !"

 

[tyred]

 

[ClichéGuevara]

 

[craigwend]

 

[roley poley]

The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself