Any good jokes ... ?

[neil_merseyside]

I had the misfortune to be in Slough recently and I found this demonstration of ignorance. For those unwilling or unable to click the link, it's a cycle lane superimposed on a traffic lane as opposed to by the side of it.

To be fair including the intermediate? lane that is huge. Oh and 2 lines of steel death cage deflecting paint too ;-)

 

[Jameshow]

English man, Scotsman and an Irish man turn up at a SAS recruitment event, the recruiting officer asks each to show him something which proves that they are tougher than the rest....

English man tears off his t-shirt and carves his initials on his chest....

The Scotsman goes further and pucks an eye out and eats it....

The Irish man thinks I can do better than those two so decides to cut off both hands and sows then back on.....

The recruiting officer says to the Irish man "well I must say you were the toughest by far, you have the place... "

Thanks mate says the Irish man....👍....👎

 

[Andy in Germany]

Best. Mug. Ever.

 

[Cavalol]

Told my doctor that I'm tired of finishing crosswords too quickly. Try not get 2 down, was his advice.

 

[tyred]

 

[oldwheels]

 

[Cavalol]

Marks and Spencer's Xmas advert states that "it wouldn't be Christmas without M&S".
They're right too.
It'd be Chrita.

 

[cyberknight]

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For the original version of this, see here...

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[Chromatic]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

 

[craigwend]

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[Andy in Germany]

I'm a dog person myself, but apart from that, it sounds good...

 

[Chris S]

 

[postman]

Guy puts up a Facebook post.Lonely male would like wife.He got 250,000 replies.All from men,saying take mine.